They sit there and boast about how much they’ve changed and how well they’re doing. Acting like they really do understand where they’ve messed up and all of that, when in reality, they haven’t changed one bit! It’s like a double-whammy of retardation right now. So you’re telling me that not only are you the same exact person that you were when we “broke-up” but you’re also they same person my friends warned me about? Every single bad thing that they’ve told me about you, is turning out to be true and you really sat there and told me that it wasn’t. The next time you go and tell me to my face that you weren’t talking to other girls, that you weren’t even interested in any girls except for me while we weren’t talking, don’t post a picture on someone’s Facebook wall, of you with some other bitch, stupid! Even if we aren’t friends on Facebook, I can still see the pictures you posted on my friend’s wall, dumbass. Some people really are that dumb. 

I’m going to make sure my facts are straight and then verbally murder you later on today. I’m so done. 

littlebitsoflust:

pastelchainsaw:

BEST

Awwwww this is the best I’ve seen so far!

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iamspoon:

Done! I’ll scan/take a better picture later. I have quite a bit of work to do tonight. :/

knowyourmeme:

All the time. 

KYMdb - Foul Bachelor Frog

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livinevitaloca:

foodsleepandtermpapers:

I am laughing so hard.. idky

LMFAOOOOO!

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jtotheizzoe:

SpongeBob’s “Pineapple” Under the Sea and Fibonacci Numbers

Apparently Nickelodeon is defying the laws of the universe by claiming that SpongeBob Squarepants lives in a pineapple under the sea. Why?

Besides the fact that his pants are not actually square, he doesn’t live in a pineapple. He can’t. Pineapple patterning follows a classic mathematical sequence: the Fibonacci numbers.

Watch as the spirals of a pineapple are counted and be amazed at nature’s natural order. you can find this patterning in pinecones, flowers and artichokes, too!

Your move, Nickelodeon!

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leilockheart:

wowfunniestposts:

You’ll never find a blog funnier than this

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<3

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muh-li-cah:

Punchfork is a really appealing website that collect recipes. Beautiful photos and links to recipes. I definitely want to try using this more often. There are ratings, likes, and all those sorta things to help you choose one recipe from another.

THIS IS A CUPCAKE WITH A STEGOSAURUS WITH A BIRTHDAY CAKE. YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID

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walnutwax:

me & some of the lovely ladies at VAU VAU…

Antler Headband.. I want you

esobvio:

Hippo Surfacing by ozoni11 on Flickr.

for me at least! I’ll be posting all throughout the day. I’ve got a ton of pictures from my blog that I want to bounce ideas off of, as well as some business proposals!

Look for ‘em!